Can I come and stay?

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Can I come over? He says. Can I come and stay?

 

What?

 

I won’t be any trouble.

 

You’ll show me up, I say. You beat me at Scrabble. You speak two languages and now you’re learning a third.

 

That’s not so unusual, he says. Many people can speak two or more languages.

 

But you’re a cat!

 

Tell you what, he says. You let me stay and I’ll teach you ‘cat.’

 

Teach me ‘cat’? What is there to learn? It’s all meows, purrs and hisses!

 

Wrong! He says. It’s a little like Chinese. Full of inflections.

 

Tempting, I say. But what earthly use would knowing ‘cat’, as you put it, be to me?

 

You could speak to me.

 

I’m already speaking with you.

 

But think how much fun it would be speaking with me in my mother tongue.

 

I thought about this for a few seconds.

 

Do I get a certificate? I asked, to show I passed and if so who issues it?

 

I can issue you with one.

 

But you can’t write!

 

I’ve got him, I think. I’ve really got him.

 

But he does what everyone does when they’re caught in a quandary. He changes the topic.

 

So can I stay? He says. Can I come and stay?

 

He gives me a winning look and rubs against my legs.

 

O for god’s sake, don’t start purring, I say.

 

I won’t upset the apple cart, he says. I’ll stay out of the way.

 

And he does. He’s unobtrusive. He’s clean. He keeps the mice at bay.

If  only he’d stop walking up and down the passageway at night loudly declaiming German.

 

4 thoughts on “Can I come and stay?

  1. That was an enjoyable read! Thank you for helping me find it. Sounds like a friendly, loving cat. “Oh for god’s sake, don’t start purring” LOL! Said every cat owner in the world. I’m just glad my dog can’t purr. I would lose every argument…

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