No magpie in the bus shelter.
No skywriter above the city.
Nothing unusual today.
Only a post about yogurt
About how no one talks to men about yogurt
And how they should because it destroys ‘toxic masculinity’.
That was new.
I was about to ask what it was
When someone jumped in with ‘can you take too much and what would happen if you took it, say, five times a week?’
‘Then you would become more cultured’ came the reply.
Someone else quipped,
‘Yogurt or Go Yurt? I love a good yurt’
Even I could come up with a pun better than that
But I couldn’t.
You’ve got to be fast on Facebook.